Kakuzu & Hidan by Khukuri
I-I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT KAKUZU'S EXPRESSION he looks so pitiful :'D And Hidan's all "Yeah whatever have a happy 9000th birthday, fucker" and tries really hard to look like he doesn't care even though it's totally obvious that HE DOES.
Oh dear god, thank you so much, Khukuri, this is totally awesome and cute and I CAN'T STOP GRINNING AT POOR KUZU. *3*